My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I wonder how horrible I look to customers. There's cuts all over my face and I can't talk.
What are the cuts from? Head-butting the bathroom light fixture?
Honestly that's best case scenario.
Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
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