woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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