I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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