Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She said we should all be mermaids since didn't breathe for 9 months inside our mothers. I want her logic.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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