I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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