we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
So what your saying is you dont remember trying to hit a golf ball off my chest with a 9 iron?
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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