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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
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We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
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He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
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