shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
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Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
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Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
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