If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
I think your dad took our porno
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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