She's JV to your varsity
I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just woke up to my FedEx of contacts I've been waiting for for about a week and my hungover ass went to the bathroom and used beer instead of contact solution.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
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