Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
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You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
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And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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