So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
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I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
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Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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