I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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