No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
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