I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
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Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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