My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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Woke up to the UT campus police fishing my boxers out of the university pool, guess it was a good night.
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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