Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Mom said you looked used
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
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