Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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