Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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