her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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