Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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