porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think my mom watched the whole time
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
are you so shy because you have an std?
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Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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