yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
you mean i was at the winter classic?
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
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i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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