Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
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I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
He’s like an awkward walking penis that has a personality attached
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