It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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