Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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