well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
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I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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