stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
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My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
We need a plan...
Find random men. Use them as sexual objects. There's our plan.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
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