oh god the rape fog is back!
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
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She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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