You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
Shit. We're going to have to drink until they're cute
Hello cirrhosis
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I think I just shit out all my problems.
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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