I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
OH BABY IM HERE AND IN A BLANKET FORT
COME TO THE BLANKET FORT
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
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