Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
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he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
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He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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