Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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