Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
He? As in you personified your dick?
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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