I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
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i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
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We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.