I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
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I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
This is classic penis vs brain.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.