I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
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WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I woke up with a massive hangover and realized I still had an entire bottle of tequila in my car...so yeah, working on tomorrow's hangover.
Of course I have a pirate flag
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How does it feel to date your dad?
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
why does every cop we meet know your name?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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