Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
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I'm now at that point where it just feels natural to do a few shots of whisky with breakfast and then head to work
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
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I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
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