new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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