Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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