U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
you traded sex for a burrito?
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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