a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
You let someone poor beer into my mouth off of a balcony. Best friend test failed.
Haahahahahahhaaa
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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