I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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