I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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