He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
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