there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
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In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
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who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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