I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
and i looked up. we had an audience...
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
This is classic penis vs brain.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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