A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
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Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
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There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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