Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
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I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
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She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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