Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
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