Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
I figure hes like disneyworld. You know youre only going once or twice in life. Might as well have fun and ride the rides
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
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