I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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