i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
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Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Is it hot in here? Is the room moving? Its moving. The room is moving. Its spinning like a top. Have you ever been covered in puke? What are you doing?
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
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Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
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