he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
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