Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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