i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
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Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
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Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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