high people should be assigned attendants
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I just balanced a full glass of chocolate milk on my left boob. Don't think i've ever been more proud.
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