Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He? As in you personified your dick?
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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