The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
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